::Three Minutes of Comedy::
Im sure there are some of you out there that enjoy seafood. Specifically, there are probably those of you who take great delight in clam chowder. Thats gross. Sorry but thats just nasty. You know, I dont mind when people eat sea food--I really dont--but clam chowder is different. I honestly, truly believe eating clam chowder is like eating a flapvag. Seriously, it is. For those of you who dont know what a flapvag is, thats a flappy vagina; a nasty vag thats been used one too many times (lady needs to close her legs up for like the next ten years). Some of you might be thinking how does she know what a flapvag tastes like? and thats a whole different story we are not covering boys and girls.
While on the subject of carpet munching, please allow me to lay it out very clear: Im not a